Clark Kent and the Stuff of Legends
by
Chris J. Ueberall
| Pairing: Lex/Clark Summary: What if Clark wasn't an alien, but a wizard? (Smallville/Harry Potter AU) Notes: I don't do HP, I read the books once, and then I'm done with it, because I don't think the universe works at all. This is a bunny that my HorseHobbit-leader forced on me and everyone who feels offended should take it up with her and not me! Thank you very much, Valentine, not! A real "Thank you" to my beta readers, especially Tehomet, who put in a lot of work. Any mistake still there is mine, mine, mine ;-) This is a Smallville/Harry Potter AU crossover, I think that speaks for itself, doesn't it? Feedback: Would be appreciated, as long as it doesn't come by owl. 
 Clark looked down from the bridge and wondered, for a moment,
			if he shouldn't just drown his sorrows and all his problems along
			with them in the river below. Of course, he wouldn't do it. But to
			think it, even only for a second, gave him a little peace of mind.
			To be free, to not be hiding what he could do, to not be a freak. 
			 He sighed, and wondered if there was something he could do to
			become an ordinary boy, just like everybody else. A boy who could
			play football, get angry or act funny without strange things
			happening to him or those around him. 
			 God, how he hated being different. 
			 He looked at the horizon. In the distance he could just make
			out one chimney of Luthor Manor. Those Luthors were different too,
			or at least the town's people thought so. They were accused of
			almost everything, from being mafia or aliens to Satanists. 
			 Actually the last accusation was the most popular among the
			older folk. Because the idea that the Luthors were evil sorcerers
			who used dark magic to secure their wealth dated back to a century
			ago, when Llenolim Luthor had suddenly appeared and built a castle
			in the middle of Nowhere, Kansas. 
			 Rumors had it that the castle hadn't been built at all, but had
			just risen from the ground, and the Smallville chronicles seemed
			to support that, for there was no mention of construction work at
			all, only one day a comment about the castle just as if it always
			had been there. Strange that. Just one of many strange things that
			happened in Smallville, and all were attributed to the Luthors.
			Even a lot of those things happening around Clark now, which was a
			relief of sorts for him. 
			 Clark shook his head. Strange happenings, yes. And sounding
			like magic, true. But in today's modern world nobody - except for
			some freaks and old people - believed in magic. So whatever he
			was, a mutant or an alien, it wouldn't go away with a magic spell.
			It probably wouldn't go away ever. Clark sighed and looked towards
			the manor wistfully. 
			 It would help if he had just one person to talk to. Someone who understood, someone who was different, too. But someone like that didn't fall out of the sky. They were probably somewhere staring at nothing and wishing for a friend as well. That was the point of being different, right? To be alone. Because if everyone was like you then ... Clark closed his eyes and sighed again. But no one was like him. Lex stepped on the gas and grinned. This was one of the things
			he truly liked about the muggle world. A fast car and the freedom
			to just drive, losing himself in the speed, in the humming of the
			engine, the smell of leather. It was cooler by far than Quidditch.
			As far as Lex was concerned sitting on a broomstick was a most
			embarrassing image, while driving a Porsche was ... wow, the
			modern picture of a knight in full armor on a battle steed.
			Impressive, deadly. And the best thing was - you stayed on the
			ground. No heights, yet still the feeling of flying. Perfect. 
			 A beeping sound drew him from his musings. He grabbed his
			cell-phone and looked at the display. His father's image looked
			back at him and informed him that he wouldn't return to Luthor
			Manor for quite a while, as important business kept him in
			Metropolis. 
			 Lex nodded and tried not to show his impatience, for as he
			could see a lively miniature self of his father, likewise did
			Lionel see one of him, and showing distress or boredom - or
			anything really - always dragged on a conversation even longer.
			Finally the image disappeared and Lex threw the phone on the
			passenger seat, wishing, not for the first time, that he hadn't
			allowed his father to tamper with his cell-phone. In hindsight,
			talking to Lionel just as muggles could do would be more than
			enough for Lex's peace of mind. 
			 And after all, it didn't come as a surprise that his father
			would be staying in Metropolis for some time to come. You couldn't
			conquer the business world from Smallville. Not even if you were a
			wizard as powerful as Lionel Luthor. 
			 Lex sighed. He liked the muggle world a lot. Liked the order of
			things here - like the fact that pictures stayed in their frames,
			stairs didn't move just to annoy you - liked the technical
			achievements: TV, phones, PCs, cars. What he didn't like was the
			business world, the world his father was living in and wanted him
			to live in, too. Not caring that Lex wasn't interested in
			conquering the world, not like his father was or like Voldemort -
			he wasn't afraid of saying the name - had been. 
			 Lex wanted to be a great wizard, or maybe a renowned scientist
			- or maybe both - wanted to do great things, achieve many things
			thought impossible. But he did not see himself as a tycoon in the
			muggle world. That was his father's idea of his future, not his. 
			 Something on the road caught his eye. Wire! 
			 He stepped on the brakes. Heard the tyres screech on the
			asphalt. Felt himself losing control of the car. He saw the
			railings of the bridge coming closer and then he saw the boy
			standing there, looking at him with wide, shocked eyes. 
			 Desperately Lex tried to weave a protection spell, for the boy
			at least if not for himself, but the time was too short, and his
			wand unreachable in his inner pocket. Instinctively he closed his
			eyes, following the old saying that what you couldn't see couldn't
			hurt you. 
			 He felt the impact when the car hit the railings. His head
			collided with the steering wheel. There was a moment of suspense.
			And Lex's last thought - before the shadows claimed him - was that
			he really hated flying. Especially in a car. 
			 Okay, so he was flying and he was not feeling sick or scared -
			which meant this was not a typical flight. Lex looked down and,
			indeed, found no broomstick and his body had a transparent look to
			it. So he was either projecting an astral body, dreaming, or dead.
			Considering that his last memory was of himself in a car accident
			the latter option seemed the most likely. 
			 Lex looked around. Beneath him he saw the river and, steadily
			sinking deeper, his Porsche. And then he saw the boy - a tall,
			dark haired teenager - not at the bottom of the river as he had
			expected, but hovering over the bridge. Still one in body and
			soul. Unlike Lex. 
			 So obviously Lex didn't hit him. Which meant the boy had
			managed to levitate before the car ran him over. 
			 'That must have been one of the fastest levitation spells
			ever spoken,' Lex thought admiringly, 'and without the help
			of a wand, too.' For the teenager wasn't holding anything in
			his hands. 
			 The boy was also still hovering and not even sweating. 'The
			guy's magic power has to be impressive!' 
			 Lex took a closer look and noted the shocked and disbelieving
			expression on the - 'wow' - beautiful face. As if the boy
			didn't have a clue how he managed to fly. Which probably meant he
			hadn't used a spell, but just done it. Incredible. 
			 Lex was in awe. Most wizards relied on their wands when doing
			magic, not even contemplating doing sorcery without it. Some
			didn't even know that you could do magic without one -
			theoretically at least. The wand was not a weapon as a gun was;
			you didn't need it to throw magic around. It was actually a tool
			to enhance your own power, to focus it and - the most practical
			point - to use energy from outside instead of from inside the
			wizard. 
			 If you didn't use a wand, all the magic had to come from
			yourself, draining you as you used it. With a wand your own magic
			was just needed to 'jumpstart' the spell so to speak. Of
			course, you still needed magic, otherwise you could as well be
			waving around a stick like muggle children were known to do, but
			it didn't weaken you. 
			 Still, even being a powerful wizard you needed the right words
			to control magic, unless - it seemed - you were this Kansas boy,
			who - without gesturing or saying anything - was now diving head
			first into the river. 
			 Lex followed automatically, watching the proceedings calmly
			from the sideline. 
			 After flying and breathing water, the boy was now using a
			strength-enhancing charm, so that he was able to peel off the
			car's roof. 
			 Then he dragged a lifeless Lex out of the car and onto the
			river's edge. 
			 "Come on, don't be dead," the boy said, in a scared,
			but absolutely unboyish voice. "Please!" He shook the
			corpse desperately then suddenly leaned forward to give Lex
			mouth-to-mouth, followed by pressing down on his chest, forcing
			the heart to beat again. 
			 Lex felt as if struck by lightning when the teenager's breath
			filled his lungs. He could see green light - coming from the boy's
			hands - seeping into his chest. There was more going on here than
			just a muggle revival technique. The boy was using life-magic,
			just like that, as if it came naturally to him. 
			 'He uses magic almost like an elf does,' Lex realized,
			amazed. 
			 Then he felt pulled towards his body. A nauseating feeling of
			disorientation followed. When it had passed, his perspective had
			changed and he was looking up into anxious-looking sea-green eyes.
						 A mouthful of river made its presence known and Lex turned
			aside to spit it out, coughing for a while, before he was ready to
			turn back to his rescuer. "Thanks," he said then,
			looking at the teenager. "I'm Lex." 
			 The boy smiled. "I'm Clark." 
			 And Lex fell in love. Whoa, he had just saved somebody's life. The very idea was
			stunning, but in a good way. Clark felt like embracing the whole
			world. Finally his strange powers had done something good. They
			had enabled him to drag someone from a watery grave, had helped
			him to bring Alexander Luthor back from the dead. Yes, he knew
			whom he had rescued. He had never seen the Luthor boy before, but
			the description fit: Seventeen years old and bald. It had to be
			him. 
			 'He's beautiful,' Clark thought, not caring that his
			father would have a heart attack if he knew that he was thinking
			such things. 'The bluest eyes I've ever seen, the nicest smile
			ever sent my way, too.' 
			 "I was sure I'd hit you," Lex said, sitting up. "Glad
			you levitated out of my way." 
			 The words hit Clark like the car hadn't. "What are you
			talking about?" 
			 "Just what I said. I'm glad you can fly." The older
			boy said it as if there was nothing unusual about a teenager
			flying. But Lex couldn't actually mean it, couldn't know the
			truth. He couldn't have seen Clark jumping in the air and staying
			there. As he couldn't have seen him ripping off the roof of the
			car. 
			 "And don't feel bad about the car, I can afford to buy
			another." Lex smiled and reached out to gently ruffle Clark's
			hair. "You're quite amazing." 
			 "I ... I don't know what you mean. Your car missed me and
			then I jumped in after you and got you out, that's all. Anyone
			would have done that." Clark's thoughts were in turmoil. He
			didn't want Lex to think he was a freak, no matter how calmly he
			seemed to take it. Obviously Lex wouldn't automatically attribute
			anything strange happening to the Luthors ... of course he
			wouldn't - he was a Luthor! 
			 "I know what you did, Clark, and I hope others, including
			me, would do the same if they were in your position. But I doubt
			very much that anybody would've been able to pull off the roof of
			my Porsche just like that. I certainly wouldn't have been able to
			do that. Not without preparation." 
			 "You couldn't see that, you were ... I mean, I didn't do
			such a thing. That would be impossible." But even as he said
			the last Clark knew he had given himself away. 
			 Lex smirked. "Yes, I was, and yes, you did." He
			stroked lightly along Clark's face. "As I said, you are
			amazing." 
			 His shoulders sagging, Clark looked at the ground. "I
			don't want to be amazing. I want to be normal, like anybody else.
			I don't want people looking at me as if I'm different. If I could
			be something it would be inconspicuous." 
			 A hand under Clark's chin forced him to look up into warm
			sparkling blue eyes. 
			 "If you want to be inconspicuous, you should use a
			broomstick to fly," Lex said earnestly. "And use a wand
			like every wizard does. Even if you don't need it." 
			 "What?" Then it hit Clark, Lex was making fun of him
			or trying to lighten the mood. "Haha. If you say so." He
			stood and helped Lex to his feet. "Are you all right?" 
			 Lex nodded, but didn't let go of Clark's hand. "Where are
			you going to school?" he wanted to know suddenly. 
			 "Smallville High. I'm fourteen, just started there. Why?"
						 "Fourteen," Lex echoed and let go of his hand
			abruptly, much to Clark's disappointment. 
			 "Smallville High?" If he wasn't mistaken Lex sounded
			shocked and disbelieving. "You really haven't a clue what you
			are, have you?" 
			 "What I am?" Oh, Clark had some ideas, but none would
			explain why Smallville High seemed to come as such a shock to Lex,
			unless Clark and his parents had missed the announcement of
			Xavier's School for Mutants or Aliens somehow. 
			 "You are a wizard. Probably the most powerful on Earth."
			Lex waved to the river. "Everything you did I could do, too.
			But I'd need my wand or at least the spell words, but you ... I
			wonder if Harry Potter has as much power as you." 
			 For a moment, Clark considered asking who Harry Potter was, but
			then he put the question aside. It didn't matter. Lex was
			obviously crazy. Probably lost his grasp on reality when he lost
			his hair. Wizards! Wands! Next Lex would be telling him he'd come
			in a spaceship during the meteor shower - that at least
			would have sounded plausible. After all he had been found after
			that night. But magic? 
			 "You don't believe me," Lex stated matter-of-factly. 
			 "Eh ... no." No point in lying. 
			 "What can I do to make you believe me?" 
			 "Fly?" 
			 A grimace deformed Lex's handsome face for a second. "Does
			it have to be flying? I really don't like it. That's why I use a
			car." 
			 "Oh." That made sense somehow. But he really had no
			idea what else he should ask for. "Make something else fly?"
						 Now a wicked smile crossed Lex' features, giving him a
			dangerous, sexy look. "That I can do." And he reached
			into his jacket and pulled out a stick, approximately the length
			of his forearm. He turned towards the river, but then hesitated. 
			 "What is it?" Clark wanted to know, wondering what
			kind of excuse the older teenager would give for not accomplishing
			his task. "Forgot the words? Dying might do that to you."
			He wasn't really mocking, more trying to give him an out, because
			despite Lex being crazy, he wanted to be his friend. 
			 "No." Lex shook his head. "It's stupid really.
			But I'm going to school in Britain and there it's forbidden to use
			magic outside the wizard world if you're underage." He took a
			deep breath. "But there is no such law in the States, so I
			guess it'll be okay." 
			 "If you'd better not ..." Again Clark tried to give
			him an out, but obviously Lex didn't want to take it. 
			 "No. I'll do it. Watch, Clark. And believe." With
			that Lex pointed his stick at the river and then spoke a word that
			sounded like Latin and yet not. 
			 For two seconds nothing happened, then the water seemed to boil
			in one place, and finally out of the river the Porsche rose,
			damaged roof dangling from its side. 
			 The car left the river, hovered for a moment then moved back to
			the bridge where it sat down with a "whompf". 
			 Clark looked at Lex who smiled broadly. "Convinced?"
			he asked. 
			 "You could be telekinetic," Clark said more calmly
			than he felt. "You have to show me more to prove that it's
			magic." 
			 Lex grinned. "Like dragons, ghosts and the likes?" 
			 Clark nodded. 
			 "I can't do dragons out of my pocket, but we have ghosts
			at the castle. You game to meet them?" The challenge in the
			older boy's voice was obvious. 
			 Never one to resist a challenge, Clark grinned back. "Of
			course. Lead on, MacDuff." 
			 Rolling his eyes, Lex pointed his stick - wand, Clark corrected
			himself - at the Porsche again and spoke another word. And in
			front of Clark's disbelieving eyes, the wreck of a car repaired
			itself, until it looked as if it had never left the showroom, much
			less the road. 
			 "Come on, then," Lex said, walking towards his car.
			He turned back, amused, when Clark hesitated. "What? You
			thought we'd walk to Luthor Manor? I'm rich and spoiled. I don't
			do menial tasks." He opened the passenger door and waved to
			Clark. "Do you want to chicken out?" 
			 "No." Taking a deep breath, Clark walked towards the Porsche. As he looked at the breach in the railings, it hit him. If he hadn't been able to fly, he would be dead. By nature's law he should be dead. Lex and he should be dead. But they weren't. The world around Clark went dark then. And the last thing he heard was Lex's worried and yet stressed voice saying something about "muggles" - whatever that was. Jonathan groaned as yet another owl appeared on the horizon.
			What was it with those birds? Or rather, what kind of deranged ...
			person was sending them. Ever since Clark's ninth birthday, once a
			year one or more owls had appeared, left a letter behind and flown
			away again. 
			 Martha and he had found it pretty odd, but had decided that it
			was nothing but a joke, especially when they had read the letters.
			Invitations for Clark to join some obscure schools. The New York
			School of Magical Arts, the Wizards' and Witches' School of
			Northern America, the High School for Magic in the Modern World,
			and so on. Clearly a joke. Though Jonathan couldn't think of
			anyone who'd have the means - like the money and imagination - to
			pull it off. 
			 For five years, he and his wife had watched the owls come,
			leave their letters and fly away again. They'd put the letters in
			the trash and never had they mentioned anything to Clark about
			them. It had worked up to now, but somehow it didn't work this
			time. 
			 This time the invitation came from a school called Hogwarts,
			from England, no less, and for every letter they trashed or burned
			another owl appeared, bringing a new one. And the worst was that
			the damned birds didn't leave the farm, but sat on the roof, on
			the tractor, or in the trees in front of the house. Everywhere,
			watching his every move. He started to feel like the main
			character in a Hitchcock movie. 
			 "Enough is enough," he growled and took his shotgun
			out of the closet. 
			 "Dad!" Clark looked at him with wide eyes. "You
			can't shoot at the owls. They belong to someone, they're just
			doing their job by bringing those letters." 
			 "I want them gone!" he replied, trying to edge past
			his son. 
			 "They'd probably go if they saw me actually getting one of
			those invitations, Dad." 
			 Of course this time, with so much bird activity, Clark had been
			a witness to their strange behavior, and even had read one of
			those letters, though only after fishing it out of the trash. 
			 "You really think so?" Jonathan didn't expect that to
			work. But it couldn't hurt to try it; maybe those owls were
			trained to wait for such a sign that their job was done. "Okay,
			let's do it then." 
			 Holding the door open for his son he stepped out of the house
			and watched the latest owl drop its letter right into Clark's
			waiting hands. 
			 "Thanks," Clark said to the owl or rather to all of
			them, then opened the invitation for all of them to see. He read
			the letter's contents aloud, and the moment he finished every owl
			threw itself into the air and left the Kent farm. 
			 Jonathan breathed out in relief. Finally. Maybe now things
			could get back to normal. 
			 "I'd really like to go to Hogwarts, Dad." 
			 Or maybe not. 
			 "There is no such school," Jonathan said, walking
			back into the house, followed closely by his son. "Like there
			are no wizards." 
			 "But Lex says he is one, and I'm one, too." 
			 "Lex Luthor is ..." Jonathan began heatedly, but was
			interrupted by his wife as she entered the kitchen. 
			 "We know Lex is your friend, Clark," Martha said,
			walking towards them. "But that doesn't mean he knows
			everything. He's as much a chi... young man as you, and probably
			full of dreams and fantastic stories. You can't believe everything
			he says." 
			 "But ..." Clark piped up, but Jonathan couldn't have
			that. 
			 "He's a Luthor. You can't trust a Luthor, Clark. They are
			queer folk. They're not like us." 
			 At that last sentence Clark stepped back, and Jonathan knew he
			had made a mistake, knew what the next thing coming from his son
			would be, and sure enough it came. 
			 "I'm not like you, either! What does that make me? A
			Luthor?" 
			 "Of course not!" Heaven forbid that his son was
			involved with that family. 
			 "I wouldn't mind that," a voice said out of nowhere
			and then there was a loud popping and whooshing sound and a
			crouched figure slid out of - 'hell and damnation' - their
			fireplace. 
			 "Lex!" Clark smiled brightly at the newcomer, who
			straightened up and dusted his clothes off, leaving a cloud of ash
			to rain down on the carpet. 
			 Next to Jonathan, Martha coughed pointedly, and he could see
			the Luthor boy look sheepishly at her, before he pulled out a
			small stick, waved it around and said something in not-English. A
			moment later, the living room was clean, cleaner than even Martha
			had ever accomplished. 
			 "My apologies, Mrs. Kent, Mr. Kent. I didn't want to
			intrude, but I thought it might help Clark's case, if I were here
			to explain some things." Having said his piece, Lex Luthor
			stood patiently waiting in their living room, giving them time to
			absorb his words as well as his entry. 
			 Not sure what else to do, Jonathan studied the teenager in
			front of him. He wasn't as imposing as he had imagined. Not as
			tall or broad shouldered as Jonathan and Clark, he looked almost
			skinny, somehow vulnerable. 
			 So this was the boy who had almost killed Clark with his car,
			who had sent what looked like a futuristic version of a broomstick
			as a gift. Jonathan had thought it a weird way of thanking someone
			for saving his life, but not worth sending it back, while Clark
			seemed almost ecstatic about getting a gift of a Luthor
			Airwolf - as the markings described it. 
			 This was also the guy who had told Clark that he was a wizard,
			that a world existed parallel to their own, where people had magic
			powers just like Clark. And after the way he had entered their
			house, had cleaned their living room, and considering what Clark
			could do, Jonathan suddenly found it hard to not believe in magic
			anymore. 
			 He felt as if his whole world was just coming apart. And as
			always, when he felt out of his depths, he turned to his wife.
			Martha looked not even half as confused as he felt, which was at
			the same time a relief and an annoyance. She smiled at him and
			soothingly touched his arm. 
			 "Maybe we should all sit down," Martha said, already
			pulling him down to the couch with her. Obediently the teenagers
			followed her advice, each of them choosing an armchair. 
			 "Now, tell us how we're supposed to send Clark to this
			wizard school, Lex," Martha said, "because, frankly I
			don't see how that is supposed to work. For one thing, England is
			far away, we could never afford it. And even if it were one of the
			schools here, we'd need to explain to the authorities where Clark
			is. How'd he get his SAT, what about college? From what I've seen
			of the things needed for those wizard schools, I got the feeling
			maths, physics and all the usual lessons aren't part of their
			schedules." 
			 Martha looked at Lex expectantly, while Jonathan looked at his
			wife in astonishment. Had she just come up with all of that within
			the last minute or had she thought about it for a while? Maybe she
			hadn't been as totally disbelieving as she had claimed to be all
			those years. And maybe his our-son-is-an-alien theory hadn't been
			as convincing as he had thought. Deep in his thoughts he almost
			missed Lex's reply. 
			 "Let's start with why I think he should go to Hogwarts.
			Simply because it's the best school, which is proven by the way
			the American schools didn't care if Clark actually got their
			invitations or not. Hogwarts always makes sure their potential
			students get at least one letter. As far as the costs are
			concerned, you don't need to worry. I have more than enough money
			to pay for Clark's journey, tuition fees, school books and
			materials, and ..." Lex raised his hand to stop any
			interruptions, "I think saving my life is worth a lot more
			than that, which really isn't that much at all. So please, let me
			give him that." 
			 There was a small voice in the back of Jonathan's mind that
			demanded that he tell the Luthor boy off, that he gave a vehement
			speech about the Kents not being bought. But he ignored it. After
			all, Lex had a point, the Luthors could easily afford it and the
			car incident had put Lex into Clark's debt. There were worse ways
			to pay it off than by financing Clark's education, however strange
			an education that might turn out to be. 
			 "What about the authorities?" Jonathan heard himself
			ask instead of saying 'no' to the offer. 
			 "Telling them that Clark goes to school overseas should be
			enough for them, and that I or rather my father will be paying for
			it might raise eyebrows, but no questions. As far as the SATs are
			concerned, when Clark has finished Hogwarts, he'll be allowed to
			use magic for all kinds of things, even in the muggl ... here.
			There are spells that will help him learn everything he needs in a
			short while if he wants to, and besides, it is quite easy to forge
			any document he'll need, either by magic or by normal means."
						 Jonathan didn't like it, and he could tell by Martha's
			expression that neither did she. But they really couldn't act as
			if they were deeply shaken by the immorality of it all. Because
			they had done it before, forging documents, lying to the
			authorities and their friends and neighbors. 
			 Eleven years ago, when a toddler had walked into their lives,
			they had kicked honesty into the next decade and let secrecy take
			its place. He hadn't liked it then, either, but thinking of the
			last years with his wife and his son, he would do it again in a
			heartbeat - as he obviously was doing now. 
			 "Okay, then," Jonathan said and saw Clark lighting up
			like a Christmas tree, "where do we start?" 
			 Lex grinned and winked at Clark before turning back to Jonathan. "By sending an owl, of course." "Are you sure you'll be able to do it? After all, it would
			be a shame if your grades suffered after all the work you put into
			them." Dumbledore put his cup of tea down on his desk, leaned
			back in his chair, and stroked his long white beard. 
			 Lex smiled and nodded. "No problem. I'm way ahead in all
			lessons. Some teachers might even be grateful if I slow down a
			bit. And I doubt that Clark will take much of my time. The hardest
			part is to learn how to trigger the magic, and that he already
			knows how to do. He just has to learn the words to use so that he
			isn't too obvious about his powers." 
			 Dumbledore nodded. "But there is more to learn than just
			that. Especially if you want him to go directly from first class
			to third class." 
			 Lex had to admit that Hogwarts' headmaster was right, but with
			Clark being three and looking even five years older than everyone
			else starting school, he was certain that it had to be done. Clark
			would feel alienated enough as it was. 
			 "He learns fast, I'm sure he'll be ahead in most lessons
			in no time. And wherever he has a problem I can help him."
			Lex knew he sounded arrogant, but he was good, everyone knew that.
						 "Especially if it concerns Potions and Defense Against the
			Dark Arts, if I've heard correctly." The old wizard looked at
			him intently. "I doubt Professor Snape will like it that his
			star pupil takes to other interests." He didn't elaborate,
			but Lex knew what he meant anyway. 
			 "It would be much easier if your friend became a
			Slytherin." 
			 Lex nodded then shook his head. "Yeah, it would be easier,
			Professor. But Clark strikes me more as the Gryffindor type.
			Anything but Slytherin." 
			 "Neither house will like you befriending him. Slytherin
			won't like him coming to their part of Hogwarts, and wherever he
			ends up in won't be happy to see a Luthor visiting, either." 
			 Of course Dumbledore was right, and Lex had to find a way to
			give him peace of mind about this. Not only because he liked the
			headmaster, but also because Dumbledore had been more than helpful
			all along concerning Clark. He didn't need to invite Clark to
			Hogwarts, but he had done it, when Lex asked. Insisting that Clark
			would get his invitation like any other student, him being
			American not withstanding. 
			 And now he was encouraging Lex to be Clark's tutor, while
			warning him of the consequences. But Lex wouldn't be Slytherin's
			star pupil if he hadn't already thought everything through. 
			 "Neither Clark nor I need to be running around in another
			house. We can study in one of the classrooms when no one is there.
			We'll be less likely disturbed, too. And I don't care what others
			may think. Clark is my friend, and no matter which house I'm in, I
			stick to my friends." Lex swallowed, then added more quietly,
			"Besides, when they learn that I owe him my life, they won't
			think it odd that I feel indebted." 
			 Dumbledore nodded. "Yes, you've got a valid point there.
			And everyone will agree that it's uncomfortable for a
			sixteen-year-old to sit in class surrounded by children so much
			younger. The necessity for your friend to be privately taught so
			that he can ..." 
			 "Fourteen," Lex interrupted the older wizard. "Clark
			is fourteen." 
			 "No." Dumbledore shook his head. "The muggles
			might have decided that he was three when they found him, but we
			know that he was actually five at the time, so that would make him
			..." 
			 "Sixteen." Lex said the number as if he had a
			religious revelation. Clark was just one year younger than he.
			Clark wasn't a child. Clark wasn't off limits. Suddenly the idea
			of tutoring his friend seemed even more appealing than before. 
			 "Are you listening, Alexander?" the headmaster's
			question pulled Lex from his thoughts. 
			 "No, sorry, Professor. I was just thinking about some ...
			lessons for Clark." He tried to look attentive. "What
			were you saying?" 
			 "That it will still be looked upon strangely. There hasn't
			been a case like this before in Hogwarts." Dumbledore stroked
			his beard again. 
			 "Maybe then it is a good thing that Harry Potter is
			joining Hogwarts this year, too. Such a hero being here will stir
			up a lot of things, I imagine. That way Clark may not be as
			interesting as he would be otherwise." There wasn't the
			slightest doubt in Lex that people would be watching Harry Potter
			all of the time, for various reasons. Everyone wanted to know how
			a child had been able to destroy such a powerful wizard like
			Voldemort, some would want to get some of Potter's fame for
			themselves, others would want to know his secret to protect
			themselves against him. If not for Clark entering Lex's life, Lex
			would certainly be one of those watchers. 
			 "And you know about Harry Potter coming here, how?"
			Dumbledore inquired. 
			 Lex shrugged. "Doesn't everyone know?" he asked. Of
			course he had heard it from his father, who kept in touch with a
			lot of wizards, although he spent most of his time in the muggle
			world. "It will help to keep attention away from Clark, and
			that's all I care about." 
			 The headmaster nodded. "Then let us hope that your friend
			and the Potter boy won't end up in the same house. That might be a
			dangerous combination, especially for the boys." 
			 Lex hadn't thought about that, and he could only wholeheartedly
			agree. Clark in the same house as the famous Harry Potter would be
			a complication he really didn't want to face. 
			 He looked at the Sorting Hat lying on a shelf not far away.
			Maybe if one talked to the Hat before ... 
			 "It's time to go to the hall, the boat has arrived." Dumbledore stood and walked to the door. "Bring the Hat, boy. Let us see where everyone fits in." Clark looked around in excitement; everything was so new and
			different. Though thanks to Lex introducing him to the wizard
			world, Hogwarts wasn't too much of a shock. He had already met
			ghosts in Luthor Manor, and after nearly frying one picture of
			Llenolim Luthor - when it had annoyed him too much - he knew
			better than to grant moving pictures too much attention. The
			wizard street in Metropolis, where they had bought his schoolbooks
			and his wand, had been fun and enlightening. So Clark was truly
			looking forward to visiting London, the wizard part as well as the
			muggle part, which Lex had promised to show him when the semester
			was over. 
			 It was also due to Lex' stories about Hogwarts that he hadn't
			felt too strange when putting on the Sorting Hat. When it asked if
			he wanted to go to Gryffindor, Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw, he had
			been about to say "Slytherin," but then remembered that
			Lex had been adamant about Clark not going there. 
			 "But you are there," Clark had argued, and Lex had
			sighed. "Yes, I am. But believe me, I'd prefer being in
			Ravenclaw anytime. And you wouldn't fit in there. You are a hero
			inside, and those go to Gryffindor." 
			 So, since the Hat obviously didn't think he was Slytherin
			material, either, Clark had just shrugged, and had been sorted to
			Gryffindor, as Lex had predicted. 
			 His fellow housemates had cheered when he joined their table,
			though some looked at him curiously, obviously wondering about his
			age. But just as one girl had found the courage to lean towards
			him and ask, another boy was sorted into Gryffindor. A Draco
			Malfoy. This time no one cheered. Instead silence overcame the
			hall. 
			 The blond boy was holding the Hat and stared at it with an
			expression of shock and anger. "You can't do that. My
			family's been in Slytherin forever. You're wrong, you've made a
			mistake!" 
			 The Hat didn't answer. 
			 "Sit down at the Gryffindor table, young man,"
			Professor Dumbledore said from his place at the teacher's table,
			and although clearly unhappy, Draco did as he was told. 
			 Making room for Draco to sit next to him, Clark scanned the
			tables and wondered about the shocked expressions on most of the
			elder students' faces, especially at the Slytherin table. There
			was only one student who looked clearly amused and content - Lex.
			For a moment their eyes locked, and the intensity of Lex's gaze
			raised goosebumps on Clark's skin. Once again he wished to be in
			the other house. 
			 He had learned that friendships between the houses weren't
			exactly encouraged, and the thought of being Lex's rival didn't
			lie well with him. This whole competition thing between the houses
			seemed rather stupid. Shouldn't they all be encouraged to work
			together instead? As he sent a smile to Lex, Clark swore to
			himself that he would find a way to be his friend, Hogwarts'
			traditions be damned. 
			 While Clark had contemplated that, two girls had been sorted to
			Ravenclaw, and now the famous Harry Potter had taken the Hat. 
			 The room was quiet, the ghosts didn't move. And then the
			Sorting Hat announced "Slytherin!" And all hell broke
			loose. 
			 Most people were jumping up and shouting things like: "That
			can't be!" "The Hat is kaput!" "But he's a
			hero!" "I want to be in Slytherin!" while others
			were just shaking their heads or sitting as if stunned. 
			 Due to all the noise and confusion Clark lost sight of his
			friend, and when he finally saw him again, he needed a moment to
			accept that it was truly Lex. Because the older boy was sitting on
			the ground, holding his sides and laughing. 
			 While everyone was shocked, Lex was beyond amused. Clark made a
			mental note to ask his friend to explain the joke later. 
			 "This is all so wrong!" Draco Malfoy whined next to
			him, but Clark couldn't care less. 
			 Lex looked so sexy right then that everything else faded from
			Clark's awareness. And then Lex glanced up and directly at him. 
			 Clark felt as if pierced by an arrow. "I'm in love," he whispered, then looked around guiltily. But everyone's attention was on Harry Potter, even Draco's, so his declaration went unheard. "So the bad guys come from Slytherin and the good guys
			from Gryffindor, is that it?" Clark asked, leaning back
			against his usual table in the deserted Potions classroom. 
			 "That's the general expectation, yeah. So you can see how
			the hero, who killed Voldemort, going to Slytherin sets everything
			in uproar." Lex laughed. "It's even better than a Malfoy
			ending up in Gryffindor. I bet Draco's father is running amok
			right now. I really wish it had happened to me. My father would've
			had a heart attack or have had me disowned, or both." 
			 Clearly Lex liked that idea. 
			 Clark just shook his head. He didn't really get it, neither the
			relationship between Lex and his father, nor the importance of the
			Hogwarts houses for some people. Why couldn't everyone just be
			nice? 
			 All in all it didn't make a difference to him. He had been in
			Hogwarts for four days now and already he felt as if he'd been
			there forever. He liked the school, but hadn't yet really warmed
			up to any of his fellow pupils. Though Hermione reminded him a
			little bit of Chloe, and he was sure that Ron and Pete would have
			gone along quite well, he just didn't feel like spending much time
			with them. 
			 Maybe it was the age difference, or maybe it was his
			one-track-mind that was set on Lex, but he'd rather sit somewhere
			alone and think of his older friend, than talk about magic or
			teachers or flavored beans - especially since Lex had warned him
			about the latter, telling him what tastes they could have. Clark
			had sworn immediately that he would never touch one and had no
			intention of ever breaking that oath. 
			 "So, ready for your first lesson?" Lex wanted to
			know, drawing Clark from his musings. 
			 "Yes. Oh yesss." He was more than ready. He had
			looked forward to their private lessons like he used to wait for
			his gifts on Christmas Eve. To be with Lex, alone, for more than
			an hour, was as good as getting on to the Quidditch team. 
			 "Did I tell you that I'm on ..." 
			 "The Quidditch team?" Lex grinned. "More than
			once. I'm glad for you, I know you wanted to play football, and
			Quidditch is so much more exciting. But don't forget to stay on
			your broom. Nobody needs to know that you can actually fly without
			it. A lot of wizards would want to exploit your magic, you must
			make sure to keep a low profile." The last was said in an
			earnest whisper, and Clark nodded in agreement. 
			 "So where do we start?" he asked. 
			 "Here." Lex pulled out a paper and handed it to
			Clark. "These are the spell words of the charms I saw you
			use. How to fly, start a fire, make you invulnerable, move fast,
			enhance your strength, and so on. You need to learn them and speak
			them before you do any of those things." 
			 Reading the words, Clark remembered how Lex had made notes when
			Clark had fought with that monster book or when he had dodged a
			falling piano. He had wondered what his friend was doing; now he
			knew. The knowledge that Lex was constantly thinking of how to
			protect him warmed his heart. 
			 "Thank you," Clark said and smiled at his friend. 
			 "For what?" Lex looked confused. 
			 "This." He waved the list. "For taking care of
			me." 
			 Lex smiled, and laid a hand on Clark's shoulder. "You
			saved my life, I save yours. Seems a fair deal." 
			 "Is this all it is, a deal? A debt to pay?" He hoped
			it was more for Lex, after all it was so much more for him. 
			 "No, you know that's not all it is." Lex' smile was
			gentle. And there was a promise in his eyes as well as in his
			touch as he stroked Clark's arm that set butterflies free in
			Clark's stomach. 
			 "We are meant to do great things, Clark. You and I. And our friendship ..." Lex winked, "our friendship will be the stuff of legends." THE END... of the beginning © 9 August 2003 
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